February 26, 2008

Today I got to sit upright in the stroller when we went to the supermarket for the first time. The girl at the check out tried to flirt with me and make me smile but I didn't give in. Hey, she is the one who is supposed to be smiling. I am the annoying customer. Mom was hoping I would fall asleep on the way but I managed to stay awake and she had to drag me back home again to put me to sleep. Could someone please tell her that only drunks sleep in the streets!

February 24, 2008

This weekend I went to stay in a summerhouse with my friends. My parents had to come as well. They didn't let me do anything. I wasn't allowed into the hot tub on the veranda. In stead I had to sleep next to it in a pile of snow while they went in. I wasn't allowed to eat anything that came from the grill or watch TV and they didn't let me play in the snow with the other children. Thank God my friend borrowed me this baby laptop so I could browse the Internet and keep me up to date.

February 4, 2008

I started eating a while ago. I am a very skilled eater. My folks just need a little more lobbying. They haven't quiet realized what a genius I am yet. And I'm never allowed to eat any of the fun stuff only this glue like substance that tastes like wallpaper paste and sticks to your face. I usually use the spoon as a catapult getting the glue attached to the kitchen walls where it belongs to make my point clear but it has no effect. Mom and dad think that I'm stupid and that I just don't know where my mouth is.

February 1, 2008

Mom and dad has started taking me to this baby training facilities to teach me swimming. They say I have to learn how to swim before I'll be allowed to drive my grandfather's boat in Sweden. The teacher and my dad take turns diving with me. Diving was a bit scary at first but now I'm almost waterproof.
I also get to hang from a pair of rings in the air while they drag me back and forth just above the surface. I don't quiet understand why I just hang on. I was supposed to DRIVE the boat. Although now I have started to think it's a tow-boat and that they'll just leave me hanging on to a rope behind it.
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